“FLOR Play” commerical with music by Intramural Basketball League

Music by Intramural Basketball League
Performed by The Space/Movement Project

Do the Demise (Part 2 of a STRICTLY Scheduled Serial) by Nicholas Gitomer

DO THE DEMISE - Part 2 of a 4 part serial.

For an 11 year-old, Marky had an extreme amount of self control. Sure he made problems for his mother, but on long car rides when his mother told him to shush, and he was in the right mood, he was able to silence himself completely without any need for mood stabilizers. It all depended on what he wanted for himself, of course, but if he

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lonelymarty18 Dating on Demand

lonelymarty18 is a good guy who knows what a girl needs after the first date.

if you’re a bit of a sweet talker and a street walker, send in your Dating on Demand video to michael.molitchhou@gmail.com

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Everything’s a Buncha Cry-Babies! by mike!

Everything’s a buncha fucking cry-babies!

everythings-a-buncha-cry-babies

from the album: The Clockophile and the Long Memorial Day Weekend

“Astrology and Guardian Angels” by Grant Gelb

Grant Gelb, son of a humble coffee miner and fabricator, rejected his humble beginnings to become rock legend GRANT. Prepare ya-self now for his thrust-packed “Astrology and Guardian Angels”.

astrology-guardian-angels

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Still Salt Water by Michael Molitch-Hou

Still Salt Water

“I’ve never caught anything that big in my life, Paul.”

“You’re telling me. That thing was as big as a Buick!”

“Yeah.”

“Your father never even caught anything that big before.”

Some silence occurred.

“Thanks for inviting me, Paul. It was really great. I really appreciate it.”

“Don’t mention it.”

“It would have really meant a lot to my dad too.”

“Hey, let’s get out of these wet suits and grab a cold one.”

“Sure thing, Paul.”

On the beach,

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